If you questioned the sanity of the "McDonald's Hot Cofee Lawsuit" some years back, you're really going to love this one. A woman sued McDonald's after claiming "she was permanently scarred by a hot McDonald's hamburger pickle". Not only did she sue, saying the the pickle was, uh, "defective", but her husband also sued, "for losing the services and consortium of his wife." ???

I've also realized that I'd forgotten to mention Sprite's idiotic commercials the other day when I bitched about stupid ads on TV. Though I do prefer the taste of Sprite to 7-Up, their ads make me wish I didn't. Morons standing in front of a camera, rapping incomprehensibly about meaningless gibberish. Oh yeah, that makes me want to drink Sprite. What it really does, though, is make me turn the damn channel.