Lessons on life that I've learned from Grand Theft Auto III:

• When you crash into people, they don't stop and ask to swap insurance information. Mostly they just yell at you and keep on driving.
• Cops don't mind if you only crash into their car a few times. They're very forgiving.
• No matter how fast you're going, crashing into a wall just once isn't going to total your car. What a relief!
• Cars are always drivable even while on fire... until they explode.
• Cops are the only people that keep their doors locked.
• However, when a cop leaves his car, he unlocks all the doors.
• It doesn't matter how many times you roll the car or from what height your car drops... you'll never get hurt. In fact, the car is the safest place to be, unless it's on fire or sinking into the water.
• Guns can often be found on the roofs of buildings.
• No matter how many people you kill, painting your car a different color completely exonerates you.
• Common every-day citizens have no problem confronting a lunatic with a rocket launcher. However if you swing a bat at them, they run away in mortal terror.